Although not exactly from the horse's mouth, certainly from the racehorse owner...
... Jose Mourinho will be the next manager of Manchester United.
But, despite the duplicitous efforts of Mr Small and the 'Football Leaks' international criminal organisation, the Special One is not willing to take over at Old Trafford until the summer.
Manchester United are in absolute disarray and Mourinho wants to clear out the stables and bring in his own trainers, horses and jockeys in the close season.
So the Red Devils are stuck with Eraserhead Van Gaal or a stand-in until the end of the season...
... a situation that will only serve to enhance Mourinho's impact on the club in season 2016/17.
Final Score: SKWBs 0 Gestifute 2
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