Mr Moss is a referee.
Mr Moss is Mr Small's overweight poodle.
Mr Small and his gang are at war with Mr Big.
Mr Big's gang look after Mr Kouyate.
Mr Moss refereed Mr Kouyate in the FA Cup.
Mr Moss sent Mr Kouyate off to annoy Mr Big and to please Mr Small.
The FA have rescinded the red card because it was plainly a silly decision.
Mr Kouyate is now free to play for his team in live game on Mr Small's tv channel next Saturday.
This, apparently, is the Magic of the FA Cup.
